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December 29, 2006

A Clown in the Big Apple

The most touristy thing I've done: The Staten Island Ferry. Why? It's free and there's no waiting. People were lined up for a mile to get on the boat to Liberty Island.

 

 

Then walked around the oldest parts of NYC and cruised past the former site of the World Trade Center:

Had lunch in a quaint little Irish Pub called Biddy Early's on Murray Street. One thing I picked up on today was all of the art in the subway stations. Here's a clown I found in a big circus-themed mosaic:

 

... and these whimsical little statues at the 14th Street station:

In the afternoon, we took in "Slava's Snowshow," which ended with a blizzard of snow and the audience playing with giant balloons. Slava took off his nose and sat at the edge of the stage to watch the excitement.

After dinner, we took a long walk through Greenwich Village, found a Playwright's Walk of Fame...

 

... sat in Washington Square Park for a while, then had a "random New York City bar experience" at The Edge Bar.

I knew I'd like the place because of what the neon sign in the window said. We got into a great conversation with one of the natives.

I've got many more photos and stories to tell, and I'll try to put some more of them on-line soon.

 

December 28, 2006

The Clown Show in the Big Apple

My first ride on the New York City subway:

 

 

When I got out of the car and took my bags out of the trunk, I noticed a sour smell. I looked down and realized that within five minutes of landing in NYC, I was standing in vomit:

 

 

 

The 14th Street Subway Station in Chelsea, where I'm staying:

 

 

 

The station near the Natural History Museum near Central Park West has some really cool animal mosaics:

 

 

I saw a couple of famous paintings at the Whitney Museum of Art:

 

Nighthawks by Edward Hopper.

 

 

Here's where I had my first slice of NYC pizza:

 

Lost in Times Square:

 

My First NY play, "The Scene" at the Second Stage Theatre, starring Patricia Heaton (Everybody Loves Raymond) and Tony Shaloub (The Monk):

 

 

December 27, 2006

My last night as Santa

Click on the image below for a slide show of pictures from my last night as Santa for the Sharon Woods Holiday in Lights event:

Clown Noses

No clue why, but some guy who goes by the screen name Rocky IV has posted a set of photos of people wearing sponge noses. Click on the image to see a slide show:

And so does EL MEU NAS DE PALLASSO:

December 24, 2006

Drawings for Santa

Just cleaning up from my Santa gig and thought I'd share some of the favorite drawings given to me on the throne*.

I like this one because it seems to be a cut-away view of a chimney with Santa in it. Kinda dark, kinda scientific.

 

 

What is that up in the sky? Looks like a fire-breathing penis to me: 

 

 

This one has blue snowflakes, yellow and black snowmen with flowers on their hats. I think. What's the secret coded message under Gracie's name? 

 

 

*I know it's just dress-up, but I like the idea of being on a throne. 

Carlos Alvarez, Koko the Clown and other clown videos.

I like his props.

What struck me most about this next piece is how hairy the dude's knuckles are. See the part where he does face painting.

The Lotion Clown. This is just wrong:

This is a cool old Max Fleischer KoKo the Clown cartoon. I suspect that someone has re-done the music. It sounds too midi-fied to be of the era.

In spite of the quaint animation style, Fleischer was a little ahead of his time in some ways. This one has a great interaction between life action (the artist and the fly) and the animation. I really like the part where Koko takes the pen from the artist and creates his own character.

December 23, 2006

AP Poll: Santa Claus endures in America

By CALVIN WOODWARD
Associated Press Writer

WASHINGTON - Santa has lots going against him — school-yard rumors, older brothers who think they know the deal and tattle to the young ones, errant price tags, the tell-all Internet and so many Made in China labels it seems the North Pole has outsourced to Asia. Humbuggers everywhere. But no worries. It's a wonderful life for Santa.

An AP-AOL News poll finds him to be an enduring giant in the lives of Americans.

Fully 86 percent in the poll believed in Santa as a child. And despite the multiethnic nature of the country, more than 60 percent of those with children at home consider Santa important in their holiday celebrations now.

That's an approval rating President Bush and most in Congress could only dream about these days. (If Santa were a politician, Catholics and the nonreligious would be his base.)

Among the findings:

  • Santa is important to 60 percent of Catholics, 51 percent of those without a religious affiliation and 47 percent of Protestants, when households both with and without children are surveyed.
  • Nearly half, 47 percent, said Santa detracts from the religious significance of Christmas; over one-third, 36 percent, said he enhances the religious nature of the holiday.
  • 91 percent of whites believed in Santa as a child; 72 percent of minorities did. One quarter of those now living in households with incomes under $25,000 did not believe in Santa.
  • An overwhelming majority, across nearly all backgrounds and religious beliefs, say they believe in angels — 81 percent. Belief in angels is shared by 57 percent of those who say they have no religious affiliation. Nearly all white evangelical Christians, 97 percent, share this belief.

See the full article at Yahoo! News.

The article doesn't even mention THE FEAR

This kid's face looks calm enough, but check out how he's clenching his hand:

 

 
 

 

 

Maybe the smile's a little cheesy, but you wouldn't think that sweet little girl would be flipping off the camera person. That's how much she hates Santa:

 

 

 

(There was a guy did that in a Journal-News photo once. It was an advertising shot of the employees of a tool rental place. He casually had his hand on his lap, bird extended.) 

But Some kids love Santa:

 

 

December 22, 2006

Whimsical Muse

 

 

"I am drawn to oil paint and illusionistic painting techniques for their ability to seduce both myself (process) and the viewer (results).  While my first love is painting gleaming satin and silk folds I have recently been fascinated by crumpled colored paper and graphic shopping bags.  'Clownhead' is the result of one of my more whimsical explorations in paint, colored paper and gestalt."

- Gabrielle L. Mayer

With a BFA from the San Francisco Art Institute in her home state, California and a MFA from Bowling Green State University Gabrielle Mayer is currently an assistant professor at the University of Louisville.  Represented by Trudy Labell Fine Arts in Naples, Florida her paintings have recently been exhibited at the Butler Institute of American Art, Jasper Art Center, Indiana and the Fraser Gallery, Bethesda, Maryland.  In print, Ms Mayer's paintings can also be seen in the southern edition of New American Painting.

"Clownhead" is part of the "Whimsical Muse" exhibition at the Manifest Creative Research Gallery and Drawing Center in Cincinnati.
 

 

"The Happy Wanderer" by Beth Edwards 

 

 

By Richard O Jones
Staff Writer


Serious doesn’t always mean dour.

Serious art can be seriously fun, too.

With “Whimsical Muse,” the Manifest Creative Research Gallery and Drawing Center will be filled with toys, dolls, animals and other playful things.

Fourteen works by twelve artists from eight states and Canada include Alabama artist Beth Edwards, who contributes “The Happy Wanderer,” a portrait in oil of a doll.

“Dolls reflect human life, yet because of their inanimateness, they often become the object of abuse and neglect,” she said in her gallery statement. “Despite their precarious position, dolls are usually created with a positive or happy countenance.

“I am interested in the ways in which this particular doll is working hard to be an optimist and how his expression simultaneously betrays the fragile nature of happiness.”

Other works include a video piece by Charlie Kearns that offers a narrative glimpse into a young boy’s afternoon, which could be the events leading up to a visit to the exhibit itself, said curator Jason Franz, who called the exhibition “completely untamed.”

Stacey Holloway’s mechanical doll Sally chases a firefly around the gallery in an endless and bittersweet circle, Franz said.

Other works include decorated cakes, a patchwork pup tent and Gabrielle Mayer’s painting of a clown’s face made from crumpled paper.

Manifest Gallery will also open “The Drawthrough Collection by Scott Robertson” today, curated by Brigid O’Kane, who calls the exhibition “a tour-de-force exhibit of concept design that hints at what Leonardo DaVinci might be drawing if he were a young man working in Los Angeles, California today.”

Robertson is the founder of Design Studio Press, which has a mission of design, drawing, and rendering education, and a design consultant for the entertainment, sporting goods, and transportation industry with a past client list that includes Mattel Toys, Nike, Universal Studios, Fiat, and the feature film The Minority Report. 

how to go
THE NAME: “The Whimsical Muse” and “The Drawthrough Collection: Scott Robertson”
THE LOCATION: Manifest Creative Research Gallery and Drawing Center, 2727 Woodburn Ave., Cincinnati.
THE HOURS: Opening reception 6 to 10 p.m. today; exhibitions continue through Jan. 20.
THE TAB: No charge.
THE PHONE: (513) 861-3638; manifestgallery.org.

(A version of this story ran Dec. 22, 2006 in the Go! section of the JournalNews, Hamilton, Ohio) 

 

 

 

"The Happy Wanderer" by Beth Edwards 

 

 

By Richard O Jones
Staff Writer


Serious doesn’t always mean dour.

Serious art can be seriously fun, too.

With “Whimsical Muse,” the Manifest Creative Research Gallery and Drawing Center will be filled with toys, dolls, animals and other playful things.

Fourteen works by twelve artists from eight states and Canada include Alabama artist Beth Edwards, who contributes “The Happy Wanderer,” a portrait in oil of a doll.

“Dolls reflect human life, yet because of their inanimateness, they often become the object of abuse and neglect,” she said in her gallery statement. “Despite their precarious position, dolls are usually created with a positive or happy countenance.

“I am interested in the ways in which this particular doll is working hard to be an optimist and how his expression simultaneously betrays the fragile nature of happiness.”

Other works include a video piece by Charlie Kearns that offers a narrative glimpse into a young boy’s afternoon, which could be the events leading up to a visit to the exhibit itself, said curator Jason Franz, who called the exhibition “completely untamed.”

Stacey Holloway’s mechanical doll Sally chases a firefly around the gallery in an endless and bittersweet circle, Franz said.

Other works include decorated cakes, a patchwork pup tent and Gabrielle Mayer’s painting of a clown’s face made from crumpled paper.

Manifest Gallery will also open “The Drawthrough Collection by Scott Robertson” today, curated by Brigid O’Kane, who calls the exhibition “a tour-de-force exhibit of concept design that hints at what Leonardo DaVinci might be drawing if he were a young man working in Los Angeles, California today.”

Robertson is the founder of Design Studio Press, which has a mission of design, drawing, and rendering education, and a design consultant for the entertainment, sporting goods, and transportation industry with a past client list that includes Mattel Toys, Nike, Universal Studios, Fiat, and the feature film The Minority Report. 

how to go
THE NAME: “The Whimsical Muse” and “The Drawthrough Collection: Scott Robertson”
THE LOCATION: Manifest Creative Research Gallery and Drawing Center, 2727 Woodburn Ave., Cincinnati.
THE HOURS: Opening reception 6 to 10 p.m. today; exhibitions continue through Jan. 20.
THE TAB: No charge.
THE PHONE: (513) 861-3638; manifestgallery.org.

Merry F***ing Christmas

December 21, 2006

Cool clown wig/Lame clown parade

The nose, however, has got to go.

 

 

 

This guy needs to be a little more generous with the make-up.

 

 

 

 This was taken at the Toledo Thankgiving Day Clown Parade, which I'd read about and figured that the clowns would be pretty lame. They're not real clowns; they're just clowns.

 

 

 

 

News: Kasey packs more nappies

By Kathy McCabe

Daily Telegraph 

SINGER-songwriter Kasey Chambers is practising slinging her guitar sideways for upcoming gigs as she prepares for the birth of her second child.

Chambers - who had a son, Talon, 4, with former partner Cori Hopper - yesterday said she and singer-songwriter husband Shane Nicholson are now expecting their first child together.

The couple celebrated their first wedding anniversary last weekend and Chambers said her husband was spoiling her rotten.

"We are absolutely over the moon and couldn't be happier," she said on her website yesterday. "Shane is so excited too, of course, and is looking after me very well. I'm getting spoilt  ... sleep-ins most mornings, dinner made for me."

The beloved singer, whose latest album Carnival unveiled a move away from her country music roots, said she will finish touring after her star turn at the East Coast Blues and Roots festival in Byron Bay next Easter.

Before then, she stages her annual Live, Free and In The Park concert on Australia Day in Tamworth, with guest Missy Higgins.

"It's gonna be so much fun," she said of the shows.

"Then in April we are playing Byron Bay. This is one of my favourite festivals in the world and it will be my eighth year of playing at it, but my 10th year in a row of being there.

"I played there in 2002 with Talon quite big in my belly and this year will be quite similar."

News: One More Girl on a Stage

 

    

This sounds like my kind of event:

 

New Series from The Rivertown Music Club, “One More Girl On A Stage”, kicks off, Saturday, January 6, 2007 at The Southgate House. Benefits The Pink Ribbon Girls. Doors at 7 pm. Suggested donation at the door is $7. Ages 21 and up welcome. Doors at 7 p.m.

For more information, visit www.myspace.com/onemoregirlonastage

 


 The Rivertown Music Club has been combining great local music and charity for the past 3 years. On January 6, 2007, RTMC’s latest series, “One More Girl On A Stage” will carry on that tradition. The series will support and celebrate women via monthly shows at Southgate House featuring local and national female musicians with a donation being made from each show to benefit a woman-focused charity/organization.

The show on January 6 will kick off the series with some of the most talented women from the Greater Cincinnati/Northern Kentucky area; Kinsey Rose, Jesse Thomas, Tupelo Honey, Lauren Houston, Kelly Thomas & The Fabulous Pickups, Wussy, The Fairmount Girls, Kristen Key, Twisted Wood, The Whitney Barricklow Band, Holly Spears, My Wife The Tiger, Viva La Foxx, Chakras, Foxfire, The Reverend Mother and The Tammy WhyNots. Along with National performer, Shanna Zell (New York City). The line-up is extremely diverse and includes acoustic acts and full bands. A website has been set up at www.myspace.com/onemoregirlonastage with links to all the performers, along with pictures and sound clips.

The show will benefit The Pink Ribbon Girls (pinkribbongirls.org), a breast cancer survivor’s organization. This show has personal meaning for many of the musicians involved that have faced breast cancer either personally or with a loved one. There will also be a raffle, at the show, to help raise money for the organization.

The Pink Ribbon Girls Mission
Pink Ribbon Girls (PRG) are committed to helping young women diagnosed with breast cancer by creating a support network of survivors through personal contact as well as the internet. Young women are offered the flexibility of joining a group that doesn't require a monthly commitment, such as that of a formal support group. Having a monthly night out provides young women with an outlet for sharing many aspects of their life, including breast cancer. Topics of discussion and guest speakers for each meeting include issues more specific to being diagnosed at an earlier age, such as dating, caring for young children while undergoing treatment and fitness and nutrition. PRG offers its members support in many ways, including a welcome packet filled with a membership directory, helpful tips, a personal journal, and many other useful materials. Other means of support include providing meals to PRG members and their families during treatment or after surgery. PRG also realizes that until there is a cure, we must all do our part to educate women about this disease and focus on the early detection of it.

Pictured top: Kelly Thomas and Shanna Zell; above: Kristin Key

December 20, 2006

Just one of the masses


HowManyOfMe.com
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There are:
15,899
people with the name Richard Jones in the U.S.A.
How many have your name?

But there are 49,000 John Smiths.

Here are some additional factoids about my name:

  • There are 2,560,232 people in the U.S. with the first name Richard.
  • Statistically the 8th most popular first name.
  • 99.77 percent of people with the first name Richard are male.
  • There are 1,862,805 people in the U.S. with the last name Jones.
  • Statistically the 4th most popular last name. (tied with 2 other last names)

 

Hanukkah Clowns

 

 
Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert, left, jokes with a man dressed as a clown during an event with children suffering from cancer on the Jewish holiday of Hanukkah at his Jerusalem office, Wednesday, Dec. 20, 2006. Olmert on Wednesday said he hopes a cease-fire between warring Palestinian factions will stick, making his first public comments on the crisis in the Gaza Strip . 'We are not happy about the developments in the Palestinian Authority ,' Olmert told a news conference. (AP Photo/Sebastian Scheiner)

 

Clown Pilgrimmage

 



A clown carries a statue of the Virgin of Guadeloupe in Mexico City, Wednesday, Dec 19, 2006. Hundreds of clowns of all ages ended their annual pilgrimage to the Basilica to pay their respects to the Virgin of Guadeloupe. (AP Photo/Pablo Spencer)

 

News: Women of Cincy Music Calendars Now For Sale

From ChicksRockFest.com

Women of Cincy Music Calendars are now available for sale.  You can pick yours up at The Oakley Pub & Grill as well as the Poison Room.  More locations will become available and online orders will soon be available on I See Sound's website as well as Cincinnati Music.

 



This calendar features:
January - Christy Mac of Wicked Intent
February - Danielle of Deadly Seven
March - Stacey Lunsford of Hallow's End
April - Jenny "Jem" George of Chicks Rockfest, booking and tour managing Another Tragedy and Red Dahlia
May - Carrie Reynard of Campfire Crush
June - Kelly Jarvis of Pike
July - Abiyah
August - Beth Holzer-Wilson of Lovely Crash and Fairmount Girls
September - Andrea Lee of Frontier Folk Nebraska and Chakras
October - Andrea Simler-Degolier of Chakras
November - Che'rie "Cemetary Girl" Smiley of Suffer the Truth
December - Jenn Schenkel of SinnFein Booking
January 08 - Kelly Thomas of Kelly Thomas and the Fabulous Pickups

The current featured artist at ChicksRockFest.com is The Randies

 

 

Clown photo of the day

"Is he a real clown?" the poster asks.

 

 

No, he is not a real clown.

He is just a clown.

 

December 18, 2006

Clown photos of the day

I like the depth of this face created by the shadowing and the double eyebrow effect. 


 

Click on this image to see a cool slideshow of kids being clowns:

 

"CARF's Hummingbird Project in São Paulo is constantly and firmly spreading its wings over the community, protecting children at risk from the perils of the streets, drugs, violence and abuse.

"13-year old Ítalo (left) is fifth generation circus artist and already a “master of his trade”. His father, Márcio, together with other circus youth, forms the supporting team in Circus Beija-Flor’s weekly training sessions. Brothers, 12-year old Tauan (Arrepiado) and 13-year old Wesley (Carequinha) are just two of the many kids under their skilled training......and I promise you, that’s no easy task!"

 “Clowning is about the freedom that comes from a state of total, unconditional acceptance of our most authentic selves, warts and all. It offers us respite from our self-doubts and fears, and opens the door to joy. And the best part is, we are all already our clowns. They are here inside us, waiting for us to recognize them so that they can come out and play.”
From Philosophy of a Clown by Jan Henderson - Fool Moon Productions.

 Here's another slideshow of clowing at a whole 'nother level. Someone apparently had a going-away party at a bar and made everyone wear clown noses.

 

 

I like exploring all the different ways people have fun with clowning - but also how perverted and scary they can make it (but we don't need to go there).

 

December 17, 2006

Small Guy

113 Burned Out Brake Lights

A Clown Christmas Present

Look what my  Mommy made for me. It's a cross-stitched image of Mister Ambassador. She took the picture from my Clownflower  Alley website.

 

crossstitchambassador01.jpg

 

December 16, 2006

Clown photos of the day

Technically, not a great clown face...

 

 

... but who can resist a smile like that?

 

 

 

 

December 15, 2006

Hu's In China

A brilliant variation on the "Who's on First" routine with a contemporary flair and political edge:

Being Santa

SPOILER WARNING: The following article contains information about Santa Claus that may not be suitable for a younger audience.

 

 

In spite of the really cool uniform, being Santa is not the plush a job it seems.


I’ve been moonlighting as a family entertainer (that is, a clown) for nearly four years now, and have loved nearly every minute of it.

But last year, when I donned the big beard and red suit for the first time, I walked into a world that is filled with as much fear, germs and grime as it is with joy and laughter.

At first, I tried to make being Santa a high and noble calling, mostly because I hate Christmas.


“Bah. Humbug.” That’s me.


I don’t like what Christmas does to people. In the pursuit of holiday cheer, people become animals of consumption. Christmas teaches children more about greed and selfishness than anything else in their lives. Adults and children alike are filled with stress and worry, so it baffles me why people love it so much.


So I wanted to make my Santa work about more than “What do you want for Christmas little boy/girl?” and before I started the gig, I had planned out how it would go:


SANTA: Ho! Ho! Ho! Have you been a good girl this year?

GIRL: Yes.

SANTA: What have you done that’s good?

GIRL: I clean my room.

SANTA: Do you mind your mom and dad?

GIRL: Yes.

SANTA: Do you pay attention in school?

GIRL: Yes.

SANTA: Do you go to bed when they tell you?

GIRL: Yes.

SANTA: Then you’ve been a good girl. I’ll put you on the “Nice” list. Do you want me to tell you the secret to getting good presents?

GIRL (her eyes light up at the prospect of learning one of Santa’s secrets): Yes.

SANTA: The secret to getting good presents is giving good presents. Yes! It’s true. So when you make your list of presents that you want, make a second list with presents that you can give. And you know what? Here’s the best part of the secret: You don’t have to spend money to give good presents! The best presents to give are free! The best presents to give is a hug and a smile. Because if you give somebody a hug and a smile, you make them happy. And the more people you make happy, the better your Christmas will be. Do you understand?

GIRL: Yes.

SANTA: That’s the best advice Santa can give you about presents, and who knows more about presents than Santa Claus? Ho! Ho! Ho!


Notice there’s no mention of Barbie dolls or Dora the Explorer kitchen sets, no My Little Pony and no video games.


My friends told me I was being too idealistic, that it would never work because people didn’t want that from Santa Claus, that I would have to stick to the naughty-or-nice routine and listen to the litany of greed.


And they were right, but mostly for reasons of practicality.


For one thing, at my major Santa gig, at Sharon Woods’ Santaland for their Holiday in Lights event, I see about 200 families in a four-hour shift. People wait in line for an hour to see me (to see Santa, that is; I keep forgetting it’s not me).


To re-invent the holiday takes time, and the kids are already cranky, their diapers full and their well of patience empty by the time they get to the front of the line.


Plus, I would have to re-educate the parents who throw their kids on my lap, screaming “Tell Santy what you want!”


So for the most part, I stick to the routine. Naughty or nice. What do you want Santa Claus to bring you? Ho ho ho-hum.


I didn’t anticipate all of the possible questions they would ask of Santa Claus, so maybe some of my answers don’t line up with the mythology.


“Where’s your sleigh?” one kid asks.


“At the North Pole,” Santa tells him.


“How did you get here?”


“Um. I took a bus. The sleigh only flies on Christmas Eve. Don’t ask my why. I’m only an operator, not a technician.”


So it’s certainly been a learning experience.


I’ve learned, for one thing, that kids are filthy creatures. My white gloves turn a nice shade of graphite gray by the end of a shift, and they don’t come clean. I got a flu shot for the first time this year because last year all the sniffling noses put me in a virtual coma between Christmas and New Years.


I’ve also learned that more kids are scared of Santa Claus than of clowns, believe it or not. I estimate that about one in five of the children who come my way are frightened of Santa Claus or at least nervous about being in the presence of a legend, and about one in 10 will not sit still for a picture without screaming and/or kicking. About half of those will get their picture taken anyway because people are so nuts about Christmas that they don’t have a problem traumatizing their child for the sake of the traditional photo with Santa.


I’ve learned that Christmas is also about heartache, loneliness and frustration. How is Santa supposed to respond to a teenager who says, “All I want for Christmas if for my dad to move back home?” Or to the exasperated mother who, after dealing with two very active toddlers while the father stays in the background talking on his cell phone, says, “All I want is a little time to myself.”


And I’ve learned that there is only one Santa Claus, that he exists everywhere, that he manifests himself in red suits and big fluffy beards in a thousand different places all at the same time because the spirit of Christmas is so enormous that it can’t be limited to one night a year.


I am not Santa Claus. I don’t play Santa Claus. I channel his spirit, and for 13 evenings between Thanksgiving and Dec. 23, Santa fills me with everything that is Christmas, the good, the bad and the greedy.


Although I still have my aversions to the holiday season, even a clown like me can’t help but be moved by the look of wide-eyed wonder on a child’s face getting so close to someone so powerful and famous as Santa Claus.


Santa Claus is real, and it is a high and noble calling.


And it pays pretty well, too.


 

December 14, 2006

Clown video of the day: Rubber Chicken Magic

Clown photo of the day

 
 

December 13, 2006

Whammer Jammer by the J. Geils Band

Stumbled on this video at YouTube.com and it brought back a flood of memories. My crew used to go to J. Geils Band concerts at least twice a year for several years. They were the party band of all time as far as we were concerned. They'd play Hara Arena in Dayton and the Coliseum in Cincinnati every year. I've seen them a total of seven times, I think, and I owe a partial hearing loss in my left ear to the last show of theirs I saw in Tampa, Fla., when I was living there.

On the lickin' stick, Mister Magic Dick. Get down to it!


Magic Dick is coming to the Southgate House on  Jan. 31!!!! 

UPDATE: Just found this site with a bunch of J. Geils Band videos and such.

More Texas madness: Blind Hunters?

Associated Press report:

Mon Dec 11, 3:32 PM ET

A lawmaker in this firearm-friendly state wants to help more people get the chance to shoot live animals — even if those people can't see.

A bill filed for the 2007 legislative session would permit legally blind hunters to use laser sights, or lighted pointing instruments.

"This opens up the fun of hunting to additional people, and I think that's great," said Republican Rep. Edmund Kuempel, the bill's sponsor.

Visually impaired people are allowed to shoot now with the aid of a sighted person, he said, a requirement that would continue if the sights were legalized.

"I've seen this on TV before, when they're taking target practice," Kuempel said. "When they aim the gun, the guide tells them, aim two inches higher or two inches lower and you're on the target, and you're off and running."

Kuempel's bill would give the state until Jan. 1, 2008, to come up with a definition of legally blind so the law could be enforced.

Under existing law, the use of laser sights, spotlights and headlights is strictly prohibited in all Texas hunting. The practice can have the effect of making animals stand still as the light shines on them. Hunters using sights under the proposed legislation would have to carry proof that they are legally blind.

The Legislature convenes Jan. 9 for its 140-day session.

 

Burke Heffner

Here's an interesting photographer I stumbled across on the Internet, Burke Heffner (website:  Things to Look At.)

I like the erotic noir of the "Bad Girls" (such as "Femme #1," below) and "Good Girls" series,

 

 

 
But even his "Still Life" work, such as "Blade," has a sexy edge to it: 
 
 
  

 

He brings out colors that give her subjects a vibrancy, but the shadows give it a sinister depth. Also check out his fashion work for the on-line boutique Dangergirl.com, featuring clothing worn by the kind of girl that you imagine would make you end up in jail somehow. Danger Girl clothing is designed and modeled by Heffner's wife Veronica Varlow (interview at Gothamist.com, with a blog at LiveJournal, who lends a 1950s pin-up beauty to it all.

They're also working on a movie, "Revolver."

There's an interview with Heffner at Eros Zine, featuring a slide with more of his images.

December 12, 2006

Clown photos of the day

 

 

 


 

December 11, 2006

Clown photos of the day

 
 
 
from Flickr.com 

December 10, 2006

Clown videos of the day

A clip from the Simpsons in which Homer decides to attend Krusty's Clown College:

Clown pictures of the day

 
 
 
 
 

December 08, 2006

Humana Festival announces 2007 plays

PRESS RELEASE 

LOUISVILLE, KY — The 31st annual Humana Festival of New American Plays at Actors Theatre of Louisville will feature ten premieres by emerging and established playwrights, it was announced today by Marc Masterson, the company's artistic director. The festival, slated for February 25 - April 7, is acclaimed worldwide as America's flagship new-play festival

For the 29th consecutive year, the festival is underwritten by The Humana Foundation. The philanthropic arm of Louisville, KY-based Humana Inc., The Humana Foundation nurtures charitable activities that foster healthy minds, bodies and spirits and promote community wellbeing.

Playwrights in the 2007 festival include a diverse array of writers in the American theatre. Full-length plays are Strike-Slip by Naomi Iizuka (Los Angeles, California), When Something Wonderful Ends by Sherry Kramer (Springfield, Missouri), dark play or stories for boys by Carlos Murillo (Chicago, Illinois), Batch: An American Bachelor/ette Party by Alice Tuan (Los Angeles, California), The As If Body Loop by Ken Weitzman (Atlanta, Georgia) and The Unseen by Craig Wright (Los Angeles, California).

The Open Road Anthology playwrights are Constance Congdon (Amherst, Massachusetts), Kia Corthron (New York City), Michael John Garcés (Los Angeles, California), Rolin Jones (Los Angeles, California), A. Rey Pamatmat (Jackson Heights, New York) and Kathryn Walat (New York City) with music by GrooveLily.

A bill of three 10-minute plays will be announced at a later date.

Descriptions of the festival’s lineup, along with playwright biographies, are as follows:

Strike-Slip
by Naomi Iizuka

Directed by Chay Yew

In the urban sprawl of Los Angeles, three diverse families each carry a dream, but the recent shooting creates an unexpected seismic shift that rocks each family's foundation. Faults that were once inactive or dormant suddenly appear and abruptly change the way they think about themselves, their community and their dream.

Naomi Iizuka's other plays include Anonymous, At the Vanishing Point (2004 Humana Festival), 36 Views, Language of Angels and Polaroid Stories (1997 Humana Festival). Her plays have been produced at Actors Theatre, The Public Theater, Berkeley Repertory Theatre, GeVa Theatre Center, Huntington Theatre Company, The Children's Theatre Company and Brooklyn Academy of Music. Ms. lizuka is a member of New Dramatists and the recipient of an Alpert Award and Whiting Award.

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When Something Wonderful Ends
by Sherry Kramer
Directed by Tom Moore
Produced in cooperation with InterAct Theatre Company

After the death of her mother, Sherry's family home goes up for sale. Sifting through memories of a seemingly simpler time as she packs up her baby-boom childhood, Sherry begins to connect the dots between her Barbie collection and America's place in the rest of the world. A touching, funny, deeply personal and daringly global one-woman, one-Barbie play.

Sherry Kramer's plays have been produced extensively here and abroad and include David's RedHaired Death, Things That Break, What A Man Weighs and The Wall of Water. She is a recipient of grants from the National Endowment for the Arts, New York Foundation for the Arts and McKnight Fellowships. She has received the Weissberger Playwriting Award, a New York Drama League Award and the Jane Chambers Playwriting Award.

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dark play or stories for boys
by Carlos Murillo
Directed by Michael John Garcés

A teenage boy’s fictional Internet identity begins as a harmless game. But the game takes on a frightening reality when real emotion overtakes his online relationship. When Nick’s virtual world collides with the real one, his fantasies of love, intimacy, obsession and betrayal spiral into consequences that lead him to the brink of death.

Carlos Murillo’s plays have been produced and developed at venues throughout the country. He has received grants from the Rockefeller Foundation, a Playwrights’ Center Jerome Fellowship (1995-96) and is a two-time winner of the National Latino Playwriting Award (1996 and 2006). He teaches at The Theatre School of DePaul University in Chicago.

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Batch: An American Bachelor/ette Party
Conceived by Whit MacLaughlin and Alice Tuan with text by Alice Tuan. Created by New Paradise Laboratories
Directed by Whit MacLaughlin

Your friend is getting married. Wants to say goodbye to single life forever. You throw a party. A real bash. Does the sky break open? Do you summon the divine? Change? Or just get drunk? Speak now, friends, or forever hold your peace. This collaboration between New Paradise Laboratories and playwright Alice Tuan is the second in NPL's series examining rites of passage.

"Batch" will be performed site-specifically at The Connection, a downtown nightclub at 130 South Floyd St.

Alice Tuan has seen many phases in her plays: first Asian-American (because that is her face in the U.S.), then to hypertext (where the audience chooses the sequence of scenes), a stint in pornography (her most well-known play, Ajax (por nobody), onward with history (The Roaring Girle) and now pop and consumption (Batch).

Whit MacLaughlin is the Obie award-winning artistic director of Philadelphia’s experimentalist New Paradise Laboratories. He has conceived, directed and designed ten original works with New Paradise Laboratories, which have performed at Ontological Theatre, PS122, Walker Art Center and The Andy Warhol Museum. Mr. MacLaughlin received a Pew Fellowship in performance art.

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The As If Body Loop
by Ken Weitzman
Directed by Susan V. Booth

Aaron’s sister Sarah is succumbing to a mysteriously icy illness and, to save her, his family must save…well….all humankind, starting with one guy. With great humor, tremendous compassion and a good dose of mysticism, maybe the apocalypse can be kept at bay by a group of eccentrically dysfunctional, but loving, people.

Ken Weitzman’s productions and development include Atlantic Theater Company, New York’s Summer Play Festival, New York Stage and Film, Steppenwolf Theatre Company, Mark Taper Forum, Williamstown Theatre Festival, Bay Area Playwrights Festival and Dad’s Garage. His awards include a 2003 L. Arnold Weissberger Award for Arrangements. His commissions include Arena Stage and South Coast Repertory. He holds an M.F.A. from University of California, San Diego.

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The Unseen
by Craig Wright
Directed by Marc Masterson

Imprisoned by a totalitarian regime and mercilessly tortured for unknown crimes, Wallace and Valdez live without hope of escape or release. When an enigmatic new prisoner arrives and begins communicating in code, both men develop new relationships to each other, their captors and themselves. A darkly humorous examination of faith in an uncertain world.

Craig Wright's plays include The Pavilion (Drama Desk nomination), Main Street, Orange Flower Water, Recent Tragic Events (American Theater Critics Association and Helen Hayes Award nominations), Molly’s Delicious (Barrymore nomination), Melissa Arctic (Helen Hayes Award winner), Grace (Helen Hayes Award nomination) and Lady. He is currently writing a new play on commission from Hartford Stage.

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The Open Road Anthology
by Constance Congdon, Kia Corthron, Michael John Garcés, Rolin Jones, A. Rey Pamatmat and Kathryn Walat
Music by GrooveLily
Directed by Will MacAdams

The call of the open road has reverberated since the founding of our nation: the wind in our hair and promise of a new life around the corner; or in the legacy of land taken, communities divided and the increasingly guarded borders behind which Americans drive. Comic and thought provoking, these writers examine how America's yearning for unfettered freedom resonates today and where it rings hollow.

Constance Congdon’s Humana Festival plays include No Mercy (1986), Tales of the Lost Formicans (1989—National Endowment for the Arts Playwriting Fellowship, Rockefeller Playwriting Award, a Guggenheim Award, Oppenheimer Award) and Back Story (2000). Tartuffe will be published in 2007 by Norton, co-edited with Virginia Scott, and Imaginary Invalid will premiere at A.C.T. this spring. Paradise Street was developed at New Harmony in 2006. Ms. Congdon is an Alumna of New Dramatists and playwriting professor at Amherst College.

Kia Corthron’s plays have been produced by Actors Theatre, New York Theatre Workshop, The Children’s Theatre Company, Mark Taper Forum, Alabama Shakespeare Festival, The Royal Court Theatre, Playwrights Horizons, Yale Repertory Theatre, Atlantic Theater Company, The Goodman Theatre, Manhattan Theatre Club and Hartford Stage. Ms. Corthron is currently developing Tap the Leopard with Guthrie Theater, inspired by her trip to Liberia.

Michael John Garcés is the Artistic Director of Cornerstone Theater Company in Los Angeles and a resident playwright at New Dramatists. Previously at Actors Theatre he directed Finer Noble Gases by Adam Rapp (2002 Humana Festival) and When the Sea Drowns in Sand by Eduardo Machado (2001 Humana Festival).

Rolin Jones’ play The Intelligent Design of Jenny Chow was a finalist for the 2006 Pulitzer Prize in drama. It received the 2006 Obie Award for Excellence in Playwriting. His ten-minute play, Sovereignty, was produced at the 2006 Humana Festival. He currently writes for Showtime’s award-winning original series Weeds.

A. Rey Pamatmat’s plays include Beautiful Day, DEVIANT, High/Limbo/High and New. His work has been presented at Mabou Mines, Playwrights Horizons, The Vortex Theater Company, Ma-Yi Theatre Company, HERE Festival and New Dramatists. Mr. Pamatmat is a resident playwright in Ma-Yi’s Writers’ Lab and a contributing editor for Big Queer Blog.

Kathryn Walat’s plays include Victoria Martin: Math Team Queen (Women’s Project in New York), Know Dog (Salvage Vanguard Theater), Johnny Hong Kong (Perishable Theatre) and Bleeding Kansas (upcoming, Hangar Theatre). Her work has been developed at Playwrights Horizons, Manhattan Theatre Club, New Georges, The Lark and Boston Theatre Works. Ms. Walat received her B.A. from Brown University and her M.F.A. from Yale Drama School.

Bill of three 10-Minute Plays
To be announced at a later date.

TICKETS
Presented in rotating repertory, festival plays, with the exception of Batch: An American Bachelor/ette Party, will be staged in Actors Theatre’s 637-seat Pamela Brown Auditorium, the 318-seat Bingham Theatre and the 159-seat Victor Jory Theatre. Batch will be presented at The Connection, a nightclub at 130 South Floyd St. with a seating capacity of 160.

For single ticket information or reservations call (502) 584-1205 or 1-800-4-ATL-TIX, or visit Actors Theatre's website at www.ActorsTheatre.org.

Actors Theatre offers four festival weekend ticket package options. For theatre lovers and the general public, the New Play Getaway Package offer discounts to multiple plays and area hotels during weekends in March. The College Days Package (March 16-18) is an educational experience including plays, seminars, post-show discussions and an insider's look behind-the-scenes. For reservations and information on New Play Getaway Weekends and College Days call 502-585-1210.

Two Theatre Industry Weekends slated include Theatre Professionals (March 23-24) for artistic directors, literary managers, dramaturgs and playwrights and Special Visitors (March 30 - April 1) for journalists and stage, television and film producers, directors and casting agents. For information on Theatre Industry Weekends call Katherine Bilby at 502-584-1265.

Thunder on the Mountain

New Bob Dylan video premiered today on Slate.com:

It's got a lot of cool archival stuff in it, vintage film going all the way to "Don't Look Back."

Tony vs Paul

Floppy the Banjo Clown

December 07, 2006

Clown Child

I know this look.

 

From Flickr.com: 

made me laugh.. had to share (phone pic)
Originally uploaded by sarah smile = ).
This was a follow-up visit to the ER following the "Dollhouse attack" A clown came by and tried her best to make Avery feel better.
The clown put the sticker on her nose.

It had me laughing. Avery on the other hand was not amused. The look on her face shows her opinion of the clown. LOL
 

Poop Freeze?

Can anyone explain this to me?

It's $12.99 a can at Amazon.com. No shit (so to speak).

December 06, 2006

I look like Alan Alda


No, Wait. I look like Beyonce.



Now I look like Pedro.


Beautiful Sad Clown Picture

 

Found on Flickr, the work of Irina

Clown Car

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I don't know anything about The Duggar Family, but I thought this was pretty funny.

December 04, 2006

Pyramid Hill Video

A promotional film by Terrance Huff and Richard O Jones. Featuring some amazing camera work by yours truly.

Dead Fish


 

Isn't an X the international comic symbol for a dead character? 


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