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The Beneficiary

FROM: "Mr keong rachacom" rachacom.chambers@gmail.com 
SUBJECT: THE BENEFICIARY
DATE: Sun, 31 Aug 2008 21:46:03 -1200


Dear Beneficiary,

This email is meant for you and not a kind of unsolicited emails that
you might be receiving from time to time. Please read carefully so you
that you can understand the contents.

On behalf of the board of Trustees and Executors to the Will of late
Ms. Barbara Barrow Jacobs, I wish to notify you that you were listed as a
beneficiary to her WILL, for the sum of US$950,000.00 [Nine Hundred
and Fifty Thousand US Dollars] in the codicil and last testament of late
Ms.Barbara Barrow Jacobs.Her BEQUEST / WILL were read on Tuesday, 29th
of April, 2008 at the Bangkok Provincial Court, Thailand as she
instructed before her death. Ms. Barbara Barrow Jacobs was 79 years old when
she died on November 29, 2005. Until her death, she inherited her wealth
from her husband, David H. Jacobs, an owner of the Cleveland Indians
Baseball Team
and developer of shopping centres, who died in 1992.
Though she was an American, she lived and did most of her business in
Bangkok, Thailand


Being a widely traveled woman, she must have been in contact with your
organization in the past or simply you were nominated to her by one of
her numerous friends in America. I hereby request that you contact us
through our office email address or telephone number as soon as possible
to enable us file an application on your behalf at the probate office
for the execution of the WILL and remittance of your funds.

Yours Faithfully,
Barrister KEONG RACHACOM

email address: rachacom.chambers@gmail.com


FROM: Jethro Peach
TO: "Mr keong rachacom"
SUBJECT: Re: THE BENEFICIARY
DATE: Mon, 1 Sep 2008 08:00:26 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Barrister Rachacom:
It is with a heavy heart that I receive your news of Mrs. Jacobs death, and frankly (and just between us, as I am inclined to city client/attorney confidentiality here) my heart is broken. Although it has been many years since Barbara and I have been in contact, I am quite surprised, and in no small way gladdened, to know that I have been on  her heart all these years.
Some 30 years ago, I was an up-and-coming pitcher and when I was 20 years old I made my major league debut with the Cleveland Indians. At that time, Mrs. Jacobs and I had a summer of wild passion. Although she was nearly 30 years older than I, the attraction was undeniable and I spent many nights in her spontaneous and passionate embrace. Unfortunately, the discovery of our affair by her husband put an end to my major league career, and since then I have been struggling through life as a grill cook and later a manager for Burger King. Although it has been a modest life, I have long lived in the hope that "Babsy-girl" and I could once again ignite the flame of passion that brought us together all those years ago. Knowing that she died thinking of me gives me no small comfort, although my heart is saddened that our reunion never occurred.
Nevertheless, $950,000 will go a long way toward mending my broken heart. Please forward all documents that I need to sign to me at:
Jethro Peach,
PO Box 13311
Hamilton OH 45013
I anxiously await the deposit.
Sincerely,
Jethro Peach

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